Freeze your Thorns Off 5K 0
I ran the Freeze your thorns off 5k. It was my first real run in almost 3 months after getting sidelined by an allergy. That’s right an allergy. It wasn’t even a cool allergy this time like Celiacs, or you know, an aversion to really really good looking people. Just an allergy to milk. Boo.
The race went something like this:
- Mile 1: OMG I’m so fast. I can’t believe how incredibly fast I am after not having run for three months. I FEEL GREAT
- Mile 2: Air. I need air. Why do my lungs feel like that. Body, you’ve BETRAYYYEED ME.
- Mile 3: How many miles in a 5 k again? Can I google to find out how many miles are in a 5k while I run? Let’s try the voice feature on my phone. ”Google, how many miles are in a 5k”? Did you say “Miles are Fighting”? NO! How many miles are in a 5k? Here’s the result for how many miles are in a 5k. Sweet, now if I can just figure out how to read this tiny text while the phone is bouncing up and down and I’m gasping for breath
- 5k: OMG that was so painful I can’t wait to do it again!

